Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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