Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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