We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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