He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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