I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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