The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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