did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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