I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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