Only a mothe r could love this liver
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
