Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
