Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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