dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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