Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If that was your dad, he is hot
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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