Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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