spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Vodka?
Forever.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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