i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
should my penis look like a turkey
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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