This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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my poor anus
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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