maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.