I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
its like you know when i get waxed