he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.