we have officially lost it.
I looked at my own cervix.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...