We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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