What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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