One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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