Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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