Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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