In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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