Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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