I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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