yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
