Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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