Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think people are normalizing furries
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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