well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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