My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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