Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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