i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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