I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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