What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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