Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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