Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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