she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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