Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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