its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Randomize
