You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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