am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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