idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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