what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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