it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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