I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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