so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Where is the hickey?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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