He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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