he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The adults are the big ones right?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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