There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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