paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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