am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this beer tastes like vomit already
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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