I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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