He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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