So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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