I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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