How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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