On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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