my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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